failism
the belief that the universe is just the creation of an extra-dimensional alien. this was his mid-term project for his 3rd grade quantum universal creation cl-ss, and he got an f on it. (one of the requirements was for the people inside not to kill each other worshiping him.)
person a: if god is so all-knowing, why do we all kill each other in wars?
person b: because god is just a d-average alien. i propose that we turn against him and find a way to pilot a ship outside of the universe and into his eye. hopefully, he has allergies and we’ll cause him great discomfort.
person c: can we make him sneeze with tactical nukes?
person b: sure! why not?
person c: failism ftw!
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