Failony
a crime in which you commit an intense fail.
you’ve just commited a failony, we’re taking you in.
a fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.
rich: “hey, do you know how far russia is from alaska?”
dan: “not exactly. i think they’re pretty close though; sarah palin said she could see russia from her porch.”
rich: “and you believed it? dude, failony.”
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