Failosaur
1. a mythical creature, said to be so large that if it fails it will cause the destruction of the entire universe
2. a person who is in a constant state of failure. because their failure radius is so large, they are called a failosaur.
kid 1: hey guys, watch me!
-faceplant-
kid 2: g-d, you are such a failosaur
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