Failsauce

1.noun: the pure essence of fail.
adjective: when something has or is going to fails so hard, that no other word fits.

2.an exclamation of defeat or anger.

this food tastes so bad that it must be covered in failsaunce.

today’s test was pure failsauce.
the sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.
person 1: oh sh-t! i just remembered that i slept with oprah winfrey last night!
person 2: did you enjoy it?
person 1: yeah… yeah, i think i did… i dunno, i was plastered…
person 2: mmm… sweet, sweet failsauce…
if you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.
zomg she is such fail sauce.
staples mixed with wattered down oatmeal.
fail sauce, the breakfeast of douches.
a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or -ssholes.
“wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death.”
created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.
person1: “so like she tried to put it in and it wouldn’t reach.”
person2: ” u r failsauce.”
the sweetest sauce of all, or more specifically, the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epically.
person 1: oh sh-t! i just remembered that i slept with oprah winfrey last night!

person 2: did you enjoy it?

person 1: yeah… yeah, i think i did… i dunno, i was plastered…

person 2: mmm… sweet, sweet fail sauce…