failshow
when a guy thinks he’s smooth with the ladies.
a person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.
when a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking “what a jack-ss” and laughing their -ss off.
also a guy that uses fml too much.
that dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying fml over and over again.
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