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  designated b-tch friend when you’re at a party, and that ugly guy won’t stop hitting on you, the dbf would say, “dude, she’s not into you, walk away.” if that doesn’t work, you slap that ho. “amanda, you’re our dbf” 16 more definitions acronym: dat be fair -so then she took off her shirt. -big […]

• Chivatulance

  when you try and be a gentleman and pick something up for a woman and fart i was just helping this lady with her stroller and i had chivatulance

• Femmunist

  a combination of ‘feminist’ and ‘communist’. it is an accurate term used to describe the autocratic, and groupthink mentality of most feminists. not all feminists are like that, but enough of them are that it is a big problem. femmunist: “feminism is about only equality!” rationalperson: “oh really? what kind of equality?” femmunist: “what do […]

• fibersmith

  an accomplished knitter, who creates works of art for family and friends to wear. these gifts are not clothing. they are family heirlooms that shall be cherished for generations. my wife is an accomplished fibersmith, who wraps me in her love with cabled sweaters and cabled knit stocking hats.

• flushed abortion

  the act of m-st-rb-t–n and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long dude 2: sorry bro, i had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies dude 1: true that bro

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