failstatus
what occurs when a facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam
jimmy james hates people so much sometimes!! they are f-cked.
bryanna – aww how cool are puppies
jason – i know, especially pugs
jj – stop failing my status!! i’m hating ppl here!!
jason – muhahaha failstatus
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