failure by designer jeans
a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its t-tle is a play on brand new’s “failure by design”
“failure by designer jeans”
i’m a mess of insecurities
attention starved with a narcissistic twist
don’t you think that i’m amazing?
please tell me i’m worth dating
i have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
home today (home today)
mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
mirror, how amazing is my figure?
your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
please don’t believe my words are lacking honesty
i’ll be the boy you can’t resist
you’ll be the tenth girl on my list
i’ll write your name upon my chest
these less than three’s will never rest
please don’t believe my words are lacking honesty
mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
mirror, how amazing is my figure?
your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
you’ll be the last girl on my list
action’s just a click away
these things photographs could never say
x2
please don’t believe my words are lacking honesty
(you’ll be the last girl on my list
action’s just a click away
these things photographs could never say)
x2
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