Failureteer
someone who fails in every aspect in life; one who never succeeds in anything they attempt
“i just got a 10 on the sat!” “wow, you really are one of the failureteers.”
“i was just inaugurated in the hall of failure for being homeless and jobless for the past 75 years, and am now an official failureteer.”
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