Failwhalia


a phobia caused by the fail whale on twitter. pr-n to twitter-addicts, especially when there is too much hoopla on twitter.

failwhalia makes you want to throw a brick at the fail whale since he keeps screaming hoopla.
guy: “dude, why aren’t you tweeting. get yo tweet on.” girl: “no, i can’t tweet, my failwhalia is too intense, too much hoopla!”

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