fairbanks muff heater
when a person survives the cold of alaska by going b-lls deep in the m-ff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.
“do you know where pvt. smitty ”
“last time we seen him, he was leaving kjs to get a fairbanks m-ff heater”
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