fairmount city
fairmount city
the shear mention of this sh-thole is enough to make a new born baby cry, if not from its ghastly appearance, then from its ungodly smell. the people who live there fit into to 3 categories. rednecks, christians rednecks, or the atheist who lives across from church. however it is conveniently located next to redneck valley high school. a great place for your kids to learn, ya know, as long as they grew up there. otherwise youll either be riduculed into suicide or moving to a new state, but not before someone impregnates your daughter in the bathroom by the football field. if at all possible avoid this place. its f-ckin terrible. if you comin through role up the windows and lock the doors and dont you dare stop at the near by burger king, you will get diabetes just from lookimg at half the staff and patrons.
how about a song instead of a sentence. read to the tune of “paradise city” by guns n roses
get me out of fairmount city, where gr-ss is brown and air smells sh-tty. oh g-d i want a new home… yeah yeah.
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