Fairy Hammock
another word for a sanitary towel or ‘jam rag’
“dave p-ss me a fairy hammock, i’m oozing devils treacle again
an anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, ent-ties and odors; an -ss crack.
patient: i’ve been itching back there horribly, doctor.
doctor: well, let’s take a peep in the fairy hammock.
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