Faith Book
facebook for christians… with lisps.
mom: terrence, it’s time for church!
son: lemme log off of my faith book firtht.
mom: faithbook?
son: excuth my lithp!
faithbook or myfaith.
alternative names for “facebook” or “mysp-ce” when used in relation to/or by christain, (or other religious,) groups, refering to use of a religious nature.
yes christians have a sence of humor too.
generic person: lets suggest times for our next meeting on faithbook
its a social networking website that circles around your “faith”, not your friends from highschool you don’t care about or your drinking buds from college, thats facebook.
jim-“hey dude whats your faithbook?”
dan-“hey jim, don’t you mean facebook?”
jim-“no dude, its like facebook, but its about your faith, not about boring stuff!”
dan-“oh man! i gotta check this out!!”
a nonexistant social website where religious fanatics can connect with people and make new friends.
a: how do you help the poor and needy?
b: i log on to my faithbook and post a prayer for them as my status!
religious book like the bible or the koran, highly praised basis of social networking services called religions, an alternative for those who don’t believe mark zuckerberg is a god.
i gave up facebook since i met michael in a faithbook meeting in the neighborhood church right after my abortion and my rehab.
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