fajid
the all encomp-ssing insult. f-g, v-g-n-, and douchbag, all rolled into one.
i don’t give a sh-t if you have cl-ss tomorrow morning. stop being such a fajid and come out to the bar.
(pr-nounced fajj-eed) – a combination of f-g, vagine, and douchebag, used to express very strong distaste for another individual.
dude, my f-cking roommate got wasted last night and threw up on my f-cking rug…again! he’s such a fajid.
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