Fake a Shit
to con coworkers into believing you are taking a sh-t when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a sh-t and also not working for an extended period of time… and probably doing drugs.
deej: dude. where the f-ck is that carnie? he’s supposed to be doing these dishes!
ceej: who knows… probably went to fake a sh-t. again.
masturbating while sitting on the toilet.
my wife was not putting out last night, so i had to fake a sh-t.
the act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
chad pulled a fake a sh-t, i heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the sh-tter
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