Fake Bake


when a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.
fake bake
tanning at a tanning salon
“hb went to go fake bake, to look good for the halstead street parade”
when b-tches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy -sses outside and get a real one
lorry: did you see that girl?
bob: the one with the fake bake?
incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that f-cks you up…good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n f-ck it.
klimax kush fake-bake
some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn’t even inhale.
person 1:”did you see how dumb holly acted after she took that hit?”
person 2:”yeah she’s totally a fake bake!”

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