Fake Bake Faggot
when someone who n-body likes pretends to be high when he isn’t…. also he likes p-n-s
sam was a fake bake f-ggot because he was pretending to be high off sun chips… also hes a f-ggot
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an 1954 guerrilla team of the canary islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of guadalix. they were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of madrid. – yo, dang, you’re craziest than comando guadalix!
- comeback-ulate
to “-j-c-l-t-” come backs all over someone as a verbal retaliation. a full blown attack of the tongue. “if b-tch talks smack, i’m a “comeback-ulate” all over her grill.” “you come towards me talking sh-t, i will “comeback-ulate” all over your facebook.”
- Come out Crazy
to appear insane to avoid/win a fight “when that girl stepped up, i come out crazy and scared her away” “this guy was har-ssing my friends at a bus stop, and this short girl started screaming and come out so crazy the guy left her alone” probably derived from a mishearing of can ‘o crazy
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when a male turtle -j-c-l-t-s quickly, and the female is unable to achieve -rg-sm. my turtle george was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please martha.
- Fantastic Elastic
the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. and positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female v-g-n- he c-ms […]