fake bloobs
combination of b–bs and blob. while hanging on for dear life during s-x with someone of the chunky variety, everywhere you grab onto turns into a b–b.
meanwhile, inside your “friends” head (cuz it’s totally not you retelling this story), “i am having s-x with a fat girl, at least i think i am. whoa! lost my grip, thank goodness for the soft doughy texture and tensile strength of fake bloobs.”
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