Fake Brown


1) when someone pretends that they have excreted involuntarily and now have to leave to deal with the situation. usually used in a conversation which they no longer want to be a part of, but they can’t leave for “no reason”, so they pretend to sh-t themself.

2) when an obviously white person speaks and acts as if they are black. using phrases and actions that are characteristic of an african american when they are far from it.
1) “wow so that sounded like a really awkward conversation! how did you get out of that one?”
“i had to fake brown to get out of that one.”

2) “does jake think that he’s black or something?”
“yeah, he’s a bit of a fake brown”

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