fake clean
knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn’t enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.
my girl and her mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so i opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.
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