Fake Down
alternative slang for a loose woman that basically is a high context version in low context of regarding said woman as a sl-t or a gold digging b-tch. the subject is #1> fake in her approach and what she appears to be (i.e. “working an angle on a male or female being played for a sap) to the man or woman who’s interested in said person. and #2> down as in “cool with” that person but is in fact a perpetrator gaining a false sense of trust with the interested party and/or group.
overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. this is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects d-mnation through treachery and being a money siphon. thus ultimately a fake down.
bobak: “what happened with xiomara and mike?”
jordan: “sh-t man, xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another fake down. b-tch had mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the chorizo thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed.”
a short decoy breakdown in a hardcore song, before the actual breakdown.
two seconds into the song norma jean played a fakedown, but i ignored it because i’m too cool to dance or move or react to anything ever.
switching on the hazard warning lights of a car in order to stop in a place where you would otherwise get a ticket.
if a car breaks down, the hazard warning lights are switched on.
stopping your car (eg. to unload goods) and switching on the hazard warning lights is a fakebreakdown, ergo a “fakedown”
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