Fake drunk
when someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like “wow, i’m just so drunk!”, or “sorry if i’m acting weird right now, i’m just really really drunk!”.
“sally has had two beers, and now she’s going around telling everyone how drunk she is… she’s such a fake drunk”
“james just called me to say h-llo from his party. he’s fake drunk. he kept apologizing to me for ‘drunk calling’, but he only had one beer.”
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