Fake Flakey McWhingerson
a person who says they’re flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.
see also: john rivera
“john kept saying he wasn’t going to electric zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when i made other plans…what a fake flakey mcwhingerson! he’s like a woman!”
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a story labeled as fiction to deceive one into thinking that it is fake, when in actuality the story is in fact true. i could not find of any examples of this.(fake fiction)
- fakefront
people who are fake and put on a front to please others and/or do not want to be truly known that fakefront b-tch don’t know who she is
- fake-fruit
metros-xual; straight man with desirable gay or h-m-s-xual qualities. she told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man… i said ‘oh you want a “fake-fruit!?”
- asspilgrim
noun) one who engages in sodomy or -n-l penetration of another. one who pilgrimizes or -n-lly explores another’s back side. verb) the act of sodomizing another. pilgrimizing or -n-lly penetrating a victim. noun) bobby was raped by the -sspilgrim. i was scared of the -sspilgrim lurking in the park. verb) john was -sspilgr-mm-ng bobby. it […]
- Harlett
a bible timw wh-r- “your a f-cking harlotte”