Fake MILF
a woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
person 1: hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. she’s a real milf.
-woman turns around-
person 2: na, look how ugly she is – she’s a fake milf.
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