Fake Sister
a term often used by males to describe their relationship with a girl who is not their girlfriend, but a close friend. this term does not apply to blood-relatives.
this cl-ssification boasts qualities typically seen in brother/sister relationships (e.g., mildly derogatory dialogue, occasional use of derogatory hand gestures, random story telling and re-telling, matchmaking, inside jokes, mutual-aid and support related to interference by outside parties, and the occasional transfer of funds with no repayment plan).
person 1: “did you see how fat so-in-so has gotten?”
person 2: “hey, watch your face, that’s my fake sister you’re talking about.”
person 1: “so-in-so said you loaned her $200”
person 2: “yeah, it’s ok. she’s my fake sister. i’ll hit her up for $400 next time.”
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