fake take


pretending to enter and store someone’s phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say “take my number and give me a call sometime”
jeff: why did you take that loser’s number and tell him you’ll call him?

chris: don’t worry dude, it was a “fake take”
when you pretend to take down a persons phone number but are really doing a “fake take” and playing f-ckin tetris.
“dude did you actually take down that nasty b-tches number?”” nah, n-gg- chill i dida fake take on her ho -ss.”
pretending to enter and store someone’s phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say “take my number and give me a call sometime”
jeff: why did you take that loser’s number and tell him you’ll call him?

chris: don’t worry dude, it was a “fake take”
pretending to enter and store someone’s cell number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say “take my number and give me a call sometime”

jeff: “why did you take that loser’s number and tell him you’ll call him?”

chris: “don’t worry dude, it was a “fake take”

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