fake the funk
(v.) to act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.
antonym: keep it real
i strongly suspect b-tt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.
to be fake or to not keep it real
yo man, don’t fake the funk.
to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to “go through the motions”
we need to fake the funk so the boss doesn’t think we lack ambition.
(military jargon)to falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.
i just can’t get motivated today, so i best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.
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