fake whore
one who dresses or acts like a wh-r-, but can not, in fact, get any.
ashlee simpson is such a fake wh-r-.
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a girl who talks like whe will, texts like she will, and most importantly flirts like she will. but in the end, does not do what a man hopes she will.
friday:
susan: are you going to the party tomorrow?
bob: sure, you?
susan: yes, and you better be there becuase i’m going to make you feel so good. 😉
bob: really?
susan: yes.
at the party the next day:
bob goes to grind and possibly make out or more with susan. in return for putting himself out there he gets a slap to the face.
susan: wtf are you doing perv?!
bob: yesterday you…
susan: ew! boys are disgusting.
bob: but yesterday you said….
susan: what would ever make you think i’d want that?
susan once again slaps bob and walks away.
bob: what a fake wh-r-.
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