fakephoning
the practice of pretending you are on a cell phone call in order to avoid an unpleasant or awkward encounter with a person who has ventured into your immediate area. can also be used in the car when recognizing someone on the street or in another vehicle.
“dude, i saw cynthia at the mall last night. i tried to avoid her but she came up and asked why i never called her back.”
“you ought to try fakephoning. i pull out my cell whenever i see someone i don’t want to talk to.”
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