faketarian
one who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; a fake vegetarian; one who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.
jose: i saw lauren at fuji mountain last night– but she was eating chicken teriyaki. isn’t she vegetarian?
christie: that’s what she tells everyone, but she’s a total faketarian.
someone who (incorrectly) calls themselves a vegetarian dispite consuming fish or poultry.
girl 1: shrimp fried rice? i thought you were vegetarian!
girl 2: sometimes i eat seafood.
girl 1: oh. you’re just another faketarian… typical.
one who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.
human #1: i only eat meat on “special occasions”
human #2: you’re such a faketarian.
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