Fakin’ Bacon
“fakin’ bacon” is an addendum to the palma sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. fakin’ bacon is when you conceal you stalk under a truffle cap and flirt with foraging swine.
mama: “cletus, where you been that you’s all b-gg-red up ‘n’ dirty?”
cletus: “i done been fakin’ bacon agin mama!”
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