falafel
according to right-wing political commentator bill o’reilly, “falafel” is a synonym for loofah, especially when used to describe scrubbing a woman down with loofah in a s-xual manner.
bill o’reilly went to bed, bath, & beyond to buy a falafel. then he went to a greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.
arabian food made of chick peas and other miscellaneous veggies and spices
i had a falafel sandwich with my friends suzy and juju!
(noun)
a term used to describe a h-m-s-xual male in a non-pejorative manner.
word history:
cal poly student karlo began using the word after seeing a restaurant sign in goleta, ca advertising “hommos and falafel” in 2004. the word is in growing usage in los angeles, san luis obispo, san francisco bay area, and the bronx.
bruce couldn’t sit down for a week after his long night with a falafel he met at a bar.
pure wonderful, nutritious chickpea kebab creation. consisting of a variety of ingredients depending on where you go. the general things that go in it though are:
chick pea patties, tahini sauce and tabouli: (peppers, spices, cous-cous, and other delicious things)
personally i buy mine at tareks in nova scotia (if you are interested, they make fantastic falafels.)
stan: wild uncontrollable animal s-x, or falafels?
marissa: falafels, clearly.
a vegan dish with veggies and soy products.
all of the food joints had meat so i went to that place with the falafel specials.
one of the most funniest words ever. who came up with it?
cutest name for a cat.
<3
mistos kitty falafel is the cutest <3
middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. often mistaken for loofahs by s-x-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone s-x with much younger employees.
bill o'reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing sn-tch in the shower. only he said falafel instead of loofah, the drunken, h-rny old goat.
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