Falcon Punch

the s-xual act of shoving one fist up a girls v-g-n- and the other in her -sshole simultaneously while yelling “falcon punnchh!”
anna- omg steven used the falcon punch on me last night
emily- ohhh how was it??
anna- it ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but i squirted all over the walls!
an extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by captain falcon (of snes game f-zero) in the nintendo video game super smash brothers. usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase “falcon punch!”
you: (in a streetfight setting) “falcon punch!”
big burly mugger: “dude, chill.”
the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.
dave: my pc’s not working.
john: just falcon punch it.
dave: good idea.
the act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. shouting the phrase “falcon punch!” is optional.
man a: “oh man, i got this chick pregnant…”
man b: “how about i do you a favor and give her the ol’ falcon punch?”
the act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the sp-ce-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the godd-mn galaxy doesnt have the b-lls to show anyone….
-falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car-
-i will never die !!!-
-falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity-
-falcon punch !!!!!!-
(due to urban dictionary i cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty falcon)
(fal-cone p-wnch)

verb: shouting “falcon punch!” when you punch some one.

noun: a m-ssively powerful and destructive punch made famous by captain falcon, the main character from the f-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding captain falcon’s fist when he uses it. the falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.
“haha, you just got falcon punch-ed!!!”
the most elite force in the known and unknown universe.
used by only two people.
one perosn in the universe and one in the nintendoverse.
universe user is chuck norris (debatable)
nintendoverse user is captain falcon.
usually preceded by “come on!”
usually succeded by “show me ya moves!”
1. the answer to every question.
2. the meaning of life.
3. the more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. the same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. the solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
also spelled falcon p-wnch.
1a.
q: do i look fat in this?
a: falcon punch!
1b.
q: who was the first president of the united states of america?
a: falcon punch!
2.
q: g-d, what is the meaning of life? it’d been killing me….
a: well, now that you’re dead….falcon punch!
3.
q: what is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
a: falcon punch!
4.
q: holy cr-p did someone divide by zero again?
a: no, but that’s captain falcon over there….
cf: falcon punch!
5.
girl – i’m….pregnant mr falcon.
captain falcon – thats captain falcon! come on!!!!
girl – no!!!!
captain falcon – falcon punch!
-baby dies, girl’s uterus explodes-
girl – why (crying)……
captain falcon – show me ya moves!
an alternative, yet unconst-tutional, form of birth control. this procedure is usually pulled of by rednecks. falcon punch is where an individual punch with an intensive amount of force to cause a tragic miscarriage. falcon punch is the number one causes of miscarriage, unfortunately. falcon punch can be used to punch a fist up a women’s uterus and cause a high level damage; it is most affective when the person on offense yells “falcon punch!” no one, besides chuck norris, can achieve falcon punch without shouting the attack name. by yelling the attack name at infinite decibel, your fist will shoot up on fire thus causing a much higher severe level of damage. favorably,falcon punch is avoidable. when you hear someone scream “falcon,” it is not too late to escape the “punchline.” this attack was champion by captain falcon(from the super smash bros game).
eve: adam, i’m pregnant.
adam: oh, sweety i’m so happy! i’m going to be the best…falcon punch!!!!!(right in the uterus).
eve: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!