Falcon Syndrome
falcon syndrome, or “falcons” for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn’t from their town is r-t-rded.
side effects include, but are not limited to:
– dependency on social media, i.e twitter, facebook, etc…
– narcissism
– a naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
– a lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
“i heard she has falcon syndrome, but it doesn’t seem like she knows!”
“i don’t think she’ll ever find out, the poor girl.”
“yo, dog, i hate to break it to you, but i think your girlfriend has falcons.”
“you’re totally right, she won’t get off twitter. this is not good.”
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