Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle
a s-x act almost identical to the fallabama waffle. a person sh-t on their partners chest and smashes it down with his -ss cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the sh-t paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. then the person scr-pes their partners dingle berries out ov their -ss crack and flicks them off ov his p-n-s onto the sh-t waffle. thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. then the person j-zzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.
note: to simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the p-n-s onto the sh-t waffle.
2. screw the person in the -sshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the p-n-s onto the sh-t waffle.
3. slit your own p-n-s with a knife and pour the blood onto the sh-t waffle.
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