Fallabama Waffle
a s-x act similar to the boston pancake, a man takes a sh-t on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his -ss cheeks, he then takes his p-n-s and mushroom stamps the sh-t paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. he then j-zzs on the sh-t waffle to simulate syrup.
note: to simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the p-n-s onto the sh-t waffle.
2. screw the person in the -sshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the p-n-s onto the sh-t waffle.
3. slit your own p-n-s with a knife and pour the blood onto the sh-t waffle.
how would you like a fallabama waffle?
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