Falmouth Jerk
a shouting 20 something on the cape who gets pleasure out of being a jerk. one of the group of young rebel rousers in falmouth. this type of kid, usual name is kyle (luth) or tony, gets pleasure out of making your life difficult. a band of jerks have wreaked havoc in this town, causing road crashes, f-cking up local mcdonalds, and shouting at any innocent p-sserby. dont be surprised if your in falmouth to get f-cked with in your car, or shouted at with derrogatory names. a falmouth jerk is the biggest jerk there is, and he is proud of it.
“kyle, drop a hey bomb… hey!! these godd-mn falmouth jerks.”
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