Falmouth Merry-Go-Round
this is a very violent s-xual action preformed by a horse and a chick. this is when a woman preforms oral s-x on the horses long slimey s-xual organ (the c-ck p-n-s whatever u like) and does a hoola hoop at the exact same time!
hey luke d. werent u the first dude to give a horse a falmouth merry-go-round?
why yes i was and the horse had the juicyest j-zz i every could ask santa for!!!!!!!
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