false


an answer that indicates an incorrect statement.
friend 1: dude, you need a haircut…
friend 2: false.
(friend 2 indicates no haircut is needed.)

friend 1: hey buddy, we should go to the movies.
friend 2: false.
(friend 2 indicates no movies will be attended.)
use in place of no
a) i like big b-tts.
b) false!
whenever someone asks you any question just say false to look like an idiot.

q: who is the president of the united states?

a: false
dwight schute’s signature reply in the office

a reply to something not true, or reply to any fact that dwight schrute does not agree with.
-jim halpert is impersonating dwight-

jim halpert: question. what kind of bear is best?

dwight: that’s a ridiculous question.

jim: false. black bear.

dwight: that’s debatable…

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