false advertisement, the
another great cruel s-x move! this one is from ontario, canada:
while having s-x in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. thinking that a load of s-m-n has been dropped and s-x is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! cl-ssic!
humiliated, suzy dumped billy shortly after he gave her the false advertis-m-nt.
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