false alarm boner
false alarm b-n-r, or fab, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
person 1: read this status: this s-x, is s-x, how s-x, you s-x, keep s-x, a s-x, dumb s-x, -ss s-x, busy s-x, for s-x, 20 seconds. read this again but don’t say s-x. 😉
person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm b-n-r going for a second
woman 1: would you like to give my p-ssy a bath?
guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm b-n-r
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