false capital
when large well known cities are not the capital of a state, the capital usually winds up being a city that no one ever hears about. examples, harrisburg pa, albany ny, carson city, nevada etc.
person: wtf? philadelhpia isn’t the capital of pa? nyc isn’t the capital of ny!!?!? las vegas isn’t the capital of nevada?!?!?
me: yup, there all false capitals
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