False Hope Text Message
when you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to…and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.
yay i just got a text from (insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
oh dang it…its a false hope text message.
stupid fwds.
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