false hustle


trying, but only in appearance.

taking 3 hours to do something that should take a half hour.

diving for a ball during warmups when everyone knows you’re a half–ss when it counts.
john: yo i got so much done today. went to the post office, laundromat, and applied to a bunch of jobs. now i ‘m about to cook dinner.

joe: you are the king of false hustle

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