false sympathy
when people act like they care about you and what you’re going through when in reality, they don’t really give a single f-ck.
p1: i’m always here for you.
p2: i don’t need your false sympathy!
p1: then okay. goodbye b-tch.
when someone acts like they care about you and understands what you’re going through when in reality, they don’t really give a single f-ck.
g1: gurl, it’s okay, i’m always here for you, okay?
g2: thank you but i think i’ll be fine.
g1: that’s what i thought. bye, b-tch! have fun with your boring life. -walks away-
g2: f-ck you! i know it’s all’s just false sympathy you plastic b-tch!
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