false wake up


the initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.
luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking jack and c-kes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. “f-ck me. that first one was a total false wake up,” he observed.

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