Falutin-Free Diet
1. a diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.
(as first mentioned by adam carolla)
waiter: would you care to try the pumpkin pie? we make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.
john: no, that is unacceptable. i am on a falutin-free diet.
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