familiar stranger
when one partner sits on their own hand until it is numb, and then proceeds to give the other partner a hand-job.
person 1: xavier took me out last night, but when we were getting to his apartment my period started.
person 2: how did that end up going?
person 1: i gave him a familiar stranger while he drove me home.
when a male’s genitals have become numb from activities such as riding a bike or a motorcycle for extended amounts of time and then the subject attempts to intimately pet himself.
it feels like you’re jacking-off another man, albeit, it’s your own member.
wow, that was a h-ll of a bike ride, i think i’m going to get home and shower with a familiar stranger.
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