family


a bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
i have to go to a family function.
the close relationships among a body of human beings through blood. usually are annoying and invasive around the holidays.
“you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your family. unless you kill them, marry somebody and procreate to start a new one.”
people you love and love you back, not neccessarily blood or biological, but you trust them and they trust you, and they take care of you and you take care of them.
i live with a mom,dad,sister,brother, but my family is you guys(my friends)

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